Scream!

Just a light-hearted short moment from my school email.
     Got a short email from the choir director today, that just struck my funny bone.  I will paraphrase it.

     Ladies and Gentlemen on my end of the building.  Thought you should know.. the choir is preparing a concert piece honoring the 50's "B" movier/horror movie genre.  It involves a long solo scream.  All 41 of my girls want the part, so I am holding scream auditions today during X period.  So if you hear bloodcurdling screaming from my room, please know that I am not doing anything bad to my students, and I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Maybe I'm just tired, but I had to laugh.